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NEW! The Lover's Spat: 15 Inch Spatula Style Spanking Paddle
NEW! The Lover's Spat: 15 Inch Spatula Style Spanking Paddle
The Lover's Spat - spatula, that is! We were inspired to create The Lover's Spat upon remembering similar spatulas in classic spanking films from Shadow Lane. We hope you enjoy this traditional but unusual spanking paddle design! It gives great coverage and is easy to swing. With multiple sensations to choose from, you can give or receive the spanking that's right for you!
Available in Cherry (stingy), Maple (stingy with some thud), or Raintree (thuddy with some sting)
International customers can purchase this item from our Etsy shop here.
Special thanks to ATP Spanking & Kat St James for the pics with pink shorts!
Product Dimensions: 15” long x 4“ wide (at widest part)
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How to Choose Your Wood
How to Choose Your Wood
Choose your wood based on the sensation you hope to achieve. Every paddle will have some degree of sting. The heavier/more dense the wood, the more thuddy it will be. Contact us for recommendations or custom requests.
Cherry (North America) - a well-balanced wood that brings sting and a nice, firm impact. This light/medium weight wood offers warm tones of caramel, pink, and gold. New to spanking? Cherry is a great choice for a first paddle because it is neither too light nor too heavy. It’s just right.
Maple (North America) - a medium weight wood that will provide sting with some thud. Maple tends to be primarily a light cream color with straight grain lines and occasional darker flecks of sap. This sap is just like maple syrup - but you can’t taste it, so don’t try licking it! Fans love Maple for the firm but fair spirit it brings to spanking paddles.
Raintree (Central and South America) - an exotic hardwood with beautiful shades of browns, golds, and reds and unique grain patterns in every piece. This wood is of medium weight and density and delivers a bright smack with a thuddy afterburn that we have found dissipates fairly quickly if space is allowed between smacks. We find the sensation akin to fireworks!
Shipping
Shipping
- Product is handmade to order - please allow Spencer 3-5 business days to craft your new paddle
- Orders are made and shipped in the order in which they are received
- Shipping via USPS
- Discreet Shipping - Return address is LRE, LLC, product cannot be identified while packaged
- Returns are not accepted due to the intimate nature of these products
- Please contact us immediately if you experience a problem with your order/shipment
Care Guide
Care Guide
If your paddle begins to look or feel dry, refresh the wood using furniture oil or wax. Apply according to the instructions and buff off using a soft cloth - an old tee shirt or inside-out sock will do. Suggested products: Walrus Oil Wood Wax, Howard's Feed-n-wax
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