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The Lover's Spat: 15 Inch Spatula Style Spanking Paddle
The Lover's Spat: 15 Inch Spatula Style Spanking Paddle
The Lover's Spat - spatula, that is! We were inspired to create The Lover's Spat upon remembering similar spatulas in classic spanking films from Shadow Lane. We hope you enjoy this traditional but unusual spanking paddle design! It gives great coverage and is easy to swing. With multiple sensations to choose from, you can give or receive the spanking that's right for you!
Available in Cherry (stingy), Maple (stingy with some thud), or Raintree (thuddy with some sting)
International customers can purchase this item from our Etsy shop here.
Special thanks to ATP Spanking & Kat St James for the pics with pink shorts!
Product Dimensions: 15” long x 4“ wide (at widest part)
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How to Choose Your Wood
How to Choose Your Wood
Choose your wood based on the sensation you hope to achieve. Every paddle will have some degree of sting. The heavier/more dense the wood, the more thuddy it will be. Contact us for recommendations or custom requests.
Cherry (North America) - a well-balanced wood that brings sting and a nice, firm impact. This light/medium weight wood offers warm tones of caramel, pink, and gold. New to spanking? Cherry is a great choice for a first paddle because it is neither too light nor too heavy. It’s just right.
Maple (North America) - a medium weight wood that will provide sting with some thud. Maple tends to be primarily a light cream color with straight grain lines and occasional darker flecks of sap. This sap is just like maple syrup - but you can’t taste it, so don’t try licking it! Fans love Maple for the firm but fair spirit it brings to spanking paddles.
Raintree (Central and South America) - an exotic hardwood with beautiful shades of browns, golds, and reds and unique grain patterns in every piece. This wood is of medium weight and density and delivers a bright smack with a thuddy afterburn that we have found dissipates fairly quickly if space is allowed between smacks. We find the sensation akin to fireworks!
Shipping
Shipping
- Made to order
- Free 2-3 day priority shipping in the US (may ship USPS, UPS, or FedEx)
- Discreet Shipping - Return address is LRE, LLC, product cannot be identified while packaged
- Returns are not accepted due to the intimate nature of these products
- Please contact us immediately if you experience a problem with your order/shipment
Care Guide
Care Guide
If your paddle begins to look or feel dry, refresh the wood using furniture oil or wax. Apply according to the instructions and buff off using a soft cloth - an old tee shirt or inside-out sock will do. Suggested products: Walrus Oil Wood Wax, Howard's Feed-n-wax
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Always Handmade, Always For You
Making the paddle or strap that's perfect for you is what we do. Our paddlemaker Spencer crafts every piece by hand after your order is placed. Want to know more? Need help or want to make a custom request? Learn more About Us or Contact Us today!
Abby and Spencer are not only gifted artisans but also lovely human beings! I have now had a few experiences as the receiver of this paddle! Both very stingy and effective! Husband loves how it feels in his hand and chuckled that he was having a lot more fun than I was! Needless to say I will be behaving for awhile! ;)
The paddle is not only beautiful but is very well made. It’s exactly what I wanted. I couldn’t be happier.
What can I say, this is seriously top shelf quality and likely the only place my Queen and I will ever purchase a paddle! You can tell that you are holding an LRS paddle the second you pick it up. These are beautifully crafted implements that feel so good in your hands, you can feel the attention to craftsmanship instantly. And the owners are so friendly and willing to offer such great advice. Definitely the good standard in impact toys!
Lovely feel, and a wonderful size for a simultaneous hit to both cheeks. The object of the verb liked that it's a denser wood than her cherry paddle, and thus adds a bit more thud to the impact, but still thinks that paddles are very mean (which is a plus and not a minus here).
Very well crafted and as described. It’s very stingy and thuddy at the same time.
