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The Cruel Mistress: 14" Wooden Spoon-Style Spanking Paddle

The Cruel Mistress: 14" Wooden Spoon-Style Spanking Paddle

Regular price $69.00 USD
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At 5/8" thick and lovingly worked from our beautiful hardwoods, our Cruel Mistress is bliss in the hand of her beholder, but a bane to the bottoms she meets. Her fully rounded curves are voluptuous and welcoming - hold her from the far end for full reach; hold her at the top of her handle for direct control. Hold her from the paddle end and give penalty swats with the tip of the handle. This spanking paddle begs to be used in every position for every kind of consensual corporal punishment and spanking/impact play.

As with all LRS spanking toys, our Cruel Mistress wooden spanking paddle features smooth, rounded edges and a silky smooth natural finish. 

International customers can purchase this item from our Etsy shop here.

Product Dimensions: 14" Long x 5/8" Thick

How to Choose Your Wood

Choose your wood based on the sensation you hope to achieve. Every paddle will have some degree of sting. The heavier/more dense the wood, the more thuddy it will be. Contact us for recommendations or custom requests.

Raintree (Central and South America) - an exotic hardwood with beautiful shades of browns, golds, and reds and unique grain patterns in every piece. This wood is of medium weight and density and delivers a bright smack with a thuddy afterburn that we have found dissipates fairly quickly if space is allowed between smacks. We find the sensation akin to fireworks!

Flame Maple (North America) - a medium weight wood that will provide sting with some thud. Flame Maple’s rippled grain pattern dances between light and dark gold as the paddle moves.

Walnut (North America) - a medium weight wood in shades of chocolate browns and toasty tans. Walnut is a fan favorite at LRS - it’s firm, stingy with a little thud, and builds quickly for that roasted rump sensation.

Mahogany (Central and South America) - a medium weight wood that will provide sting with some thud and some burn; Mahogany’s grain tends toward straight lines with an auburn gold sheen. 

Bubinga (West Africa) - medium heaviness and density leaning towards the heavier side, this wood is balanced between sting and thud. Its color palette ranges from a pinkish red to a darker reddish brown with darker purple or black streaks.

Shipping

  • Made to order
  • Shipping via USPS
  • Discreet Shipping - Return address is LRE, LLC, product cannot be identified while packaged
  • Returns are not accepted due to the intimate nature of these products
  • Please contact us immediately if you experience a problem with your order/shipment

Care Guide

If your paddle begins to look or feel dry, refresh the wood using furniture oil or wax. Apply according to the instructions and buff off using a soft cloth - an old tee shirt or inside-out sock will do. Suggested products: Walrus Oil Wood Wax, Howard's Feed-n-wax

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Always Handmade, Always For You

Making the paddle or strap that's perfect for you is what we do. Our paddlemaker Spencer crafts every piece by hand after your order is placed. Want to know more? Need help or want to make a custom request? Learn more About Us or Contact Us today!

Customer Reviews

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W.M.
Again another gorgeous paddle from little...

Again another gorgeous paddle from little red spanking and won't be the last .

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H.A.
Amazing paddle, very stylish and comfortab...

Amazing paddle, very stylish and comfortable in my hand.

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J.H.
Bruised my ass,was used for my punishment

Bruised my ass,was used for my punishment

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M.G.
Ouch! This one definitely leaves a mark!...

Ouch! This one definitely leaves a mark! We recently bought the teak brush and we're amazed by the smoothness and exceptional quality so we decided to get another of a harder material. This definitely does the job! The weight balance is perfect!

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J.P.
a very high quality paddle! i love it.

a very high quality paddle! i love it.